I think my face is falling off. Or my ears. Or my hands. I'm definitely dying.
That's the beta alanine. Just breathe. It will go away in about 5 minutes. The tingling sensation in your extremities happens when you drink RocketFuel quickly. It's harmless, but you can avoid this next time by mixing your RocketFuel with more water, or drinking it over a longer period of time. Something actually scientific...
I don't feel like this is working.
You mean you miss the sensation that your going to bust out of your skin like the hulk? That would be the lack of stimulants. Go drink some coffee. Or buy a different product. Something less bitchy...
How long does it take to kick in?
Some crap about how long before a work out to drink it. Also talk about how it builds up in your system and how long you need to use it before evaluating if it's working for you.
I'm gaining strength and my recovery is better, but I still don't have those swol veins that the ladies like.
The ladies are actually creeped out by those veins. Ask them.
Will RocketFuel help me take better gym pics?
No, talk to Joe Burge.